Dec 28 2008
Crap Movie
I’ve been trying to formulate an adequate simile for the level of shit of this movie I saw last night. I think it was called “Sukiyaki Western Django” and it had three Japanese actors, whose names I can’t recall, and Quentin Tarantino in it. I have a general rule about Tarantino: Whenever a movie banks on his name or lumps him into a cast and calls it a “talented ensemble” then the movie doesn’t have much going for it. The movie was so putrid that I’m going to write this quick and forget I was ever conscious for those 90 minutes of eye gouging time. It was essentially a rip off of a “Fist Full of Dollars,” which is a western version of “Yojimbo,” another, much better, Asian movie.
Just Imagine if those movies had a child out of wedlock and sexually abused the little bastard, took scenes and themes from much better movies for no apparent reason other than struggling to look more legitimate and then smeared the whole abomination unto visual media with acidic shit. Finally, have that whole mess rape your eye sockets and ear canals for about an hour and a half and you have a pretty good idea of how bad it was. Uhg. Let’s just forget the whole thing ever happened.
